Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
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Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
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tencalories 3
that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it
GrooveSponge 0
...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.
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Comments (235)
SserPrun95 2
That's what you get for owning a cat. Get a real pet aka a dog that weighs over 25 pounds.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Please, shut the hell up. How would that help the problem whatsoever? Stop trolling, and go away.
missmaryb 0
Your cat, you clean it up. Grow the hell up.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I agree. My cats used to poop everywhere, because they're stuck-up and didn't like their type of litter. My mother would just look at it, until I came home, and would eventually scold me over it. It sucks, but it's discipline. Your pet, your responsibility.
instnt1nfction 17
cats? crazy cat lady?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Your statement is invalid for first, I am a male. And second, I have two cats and a dog. :)
instnt1nfction 17
crazy pet breeder?
instnt1nfction 17
please don't take me seriously, it's a joke
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Haha, I know, bro. I was just joking back. :D
flickyourbic1223 7
My sisters cat used to potty on the toilet when the seat was down. We had to replace the seat cover so often that we just gave up and took the cover off. Solved the problem.
flighted 1
^ lol, I could imagine your car's surprise the day after, when he/she hops on the toilet and to it's surprise falls in 'cause the seats not there. hahah
duhh_winning 0
your black... and you keep up with responsibilites..?.. shnanagins!
instnt1nfction 17
unless the temperature is higher and then it will melt and ooze all over the house and then we can pretend the floor is lava then I push you off the table
FreebirdIII 1
I would have said your former cat.
BigBoiToys 0
I'll do the same to my sister with 2 dogs... Except the pitbull tears everything up and eats all the food out the fridge literally and ***** and pisses a shit ton
sheethapins 13
FYL for having to take responsibility.
lovernotafighter_fml 0
you must be Asian. my dad did that with explosive dog diarreaha
saranwrap69 0
yer cat, yer problem.:p
hazardoussmiles9 22
Sounds like something my dad would do.