Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
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GARCYA23 0
At least you found out the truth
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wait. . . What? Did his wife have a faked birth and secret adoption?
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Comments (205)
catkat1988 17
Nice, how could your dad possibly have missed the fact that his wife was in fact not pregnant and did not give birth, but instead went through an adoption process to get a kid who possibly looked nothing like either parent? Either he has an IQ of about 60 or the OP is an adopted child from an earlier marriage.
enonymous 9
I found my baby in my cracker jack box.
Missy_Mom_49 4
What the hell does he mean he doesn't know?!?!??
TheJessica10022 6
I feel sorry for you op!!
Leigh_Badd 1
Same thing happened to mu uncle. His nw wife wnted him ti marry her so shs said she was pregnant nd she wasnt. He left to fight in Desert Storm nd she adopted a boy nd forged my uncles name. My uncle didnt find out 'til YEARS later.
Ishie0196 0
Learn to spell, honey. We pay tax dollars for public school for a reason.
brittybaby105 0
This almost happened on Glee. If it can happen there, you know it's real.
insidejokeswithm 0
I didn't know either!
Soloman212 28
Except... it's NOT a biological father...
HeartAndSoul2011 0
aww that's sad
Soloman212 28
Lucky!! I just got a little paper puppet...