Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
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GARCYA23 0
At least you found out the truth
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wait. . . What? Did his wife have a faked birth and secret adoption?
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Comments (205)
erocketship 0
Maybe he was adopted to :D
elorenzo_fml 0
Lol! I think you could make a movie out of this.
smileycc178 0
awww im so sorry =[ thats so sad!
AliSama 17
I wanted to put my 2 cents in. This is very plausible. His dad is his step dad and his mother never told him that her son was adopted when they got married.
Zombiecrazy24 0
Maybe she found out he was leaving her and she faked a pregnancy and adopted a kid. he could have bewn on a trip when she went into fake labor
iBeast101 5
is your dad Dale from King Of The Hill?
robdizzy 1
that doesn't make much sense....u just appeared from no where no nine month pregnancy or anything??? wow some people
godzillalikespie 3
I'm guessing he meant he didn't know that you didn't know.
Emperorerror 8
Well the conclusion of this is that your mom is a bitch.
bichtygurl 0
who ever put that they deserved this r total assholes noone deserves this