Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
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GARCYA23 0
At least you found out the truth
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wait. . . What? Did his wife have a faked birth and secret adoption?
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Comments (205)
monkeygristle 1
He must have signed it with an x.
zachattack112492 4
has anyone told you you look just like your mom?
Shelbsies 0
My mom told me she bought my little sister from Babies "R" Us...
dvl2035 10
my parents say they bought me on eBay for the lowest bid! hah
Tristyxxx 24
I didnt know either !
tona01 16
maybe OP's mom had a miscarrige and adopted really fast
lgriffin86 0
when adoption is done BOTH parents have to sign a shit ton of paperwork so I don't see how this was/is possible!
monnanon 14
no one said it was a legal adoption
alpinestarsss 0
Or not.
JesusFishTaco 5
I thought you put a lifeless baby shell in a microwave and... you know what, nevermind.
just_a_dude_ 0
Wow... Your dad is a terrible liar lol. "No I thought you were born from my un-pregnant wife!.. Had to be!"