Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
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GARCYA23 0
At least you found out the truth
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wait. . . What? Did his wife have a faked birth and secret adoption?
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Comments (205)
Huhuu 7
this is unbelievable ! :S
coffeegirl16 0
Maybe it's just me reading to many dramatic stories but maybe, OP, your mom was pregnant and had a miscarriage while your dad was away cause military purposes and didn't want your dad to be sad and come home to find no child so she adopted you.
babyboy4lyfe 0
wow and wait so 9 months of nothing.... where is momma at we need to talk to her
SeaNDouble 1
no no no that can't be right. there's no way all the babies came from his mom's ******
amorbaby818 0
that's some shit lmao
suuusss 0
How come that he wasn't present at the birth?
hannah39 1
Okay so this actually happened to someone i know what happened in her case though was that the mum adopted her then got with her dad a year later (dunno what happened to whoever she was with when she first adopted her) the dad loved her and didnt want to tell her that he wasnt her real dad. Her dad didnt know she was adopted, thought she was his wifes kid and the only reason he found out was because he was divorcing her mum and it came out it the custody hearing thingy... so maybe it was something like that? minus the divorce part
ztormbringer 3
Not possible!! There is paperwork involved, BOTH of your currant parents would have had to sign , not to mention the pre adoption interviews. Totally bogus, untrue. BTW - I was adopted, so I would know.
kristena103 14
like the winx club lol
xXNerrrdXx 16
Well look at the bright side, you were loved that you didnt even know ,real parents are who raised you OP not just biological ones. yet its more of the fathers F-ed life there xD