Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
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GARCYA23 0
At least you found out the truth
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wait. . . What? Did his wife have a faked birth and secret adoption?
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Comments (205)
TheNewGuy03 29
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! |the kid|
marthagayo 14
um. yea. troll
justalilrandom2 4
Boner's parents got him at ikea and put him together themselves, sadly not everything was included and that is why he has a few loose screws.
marthagayo 14
Asian babies?
lunamoon_fml 0
the mom faked prego... then adopted and lost the fake belly? only thing I could think of but that also means the dad didn't go to any doctors appointments, no seeing his wife/girlfriend/adopted mother to his adopted kid shirtless, and not being there for the birth, think he would have gotten curious?
talkingtwaddle 1
Was he surprised that you didn't know?? or did he say that he didn't know you're mother adopted you? did she adopt you before they met?
KHunnyBear 2
how sad :( and wha...who the Fu.......and wh....how did she deserve this lol
divadro102 16
So dad.. i mean, dan. that is your name, right? what next?
westop 0
I think your father should be posting the FML. haha How can you just not know your child is adopted??
Uncle_Ben96 5
Maybe he meant, he didn't know, he was suppose to tell you. Other than that you're Dad blows.