Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
SaltyCheeseFry 4
http://www.ihatejen.com?id=2gqgiogwykn02ufzt6773kq4p5nqhq
Shshsh 0
They should've put 5 instead of 12. Jeez quit whining! What a big deal!!
KRONie 0
boo ******* hoo...
alpha_beta 3
Boohoo,just tell them that you're 13 and embarrass them at the party.This really is not an FML.Turn the tables around and make them seem like negligent parents.
sniperkit 10
(I love how I'm replying to a forever-old comment. Random FMLs ftw!) It bet it stings really bad when she runs crying up to her room and they're wondering why, then they find out that they wasted money on a cake that wasn't correct. What's really turning the tables is OP doing the same to dad's girlfriend out of the blue, acting like nothing was wrong previously. So yeah.
LoveDemon 19
at just 13 , if just this ***** up your life .... then get prepared for the big picture man ...
Antivirus_fml 0
@OP, you're a fool, according to them, you're 12 now, so next year, you'll be thirteen, another birthday party, you'd actually get 13 two times. :D
Salzxx 11
but she'll be 14 by then and so over 13
netbeui435 3
get over yourself.
getreadysetfml 0
WTF r 12 yearbold doing here no wo der these fml's started to sound a ere bit different
Laurasian 0
Uh....what? At least the whiny little girl can spell....
forevralon 7
Funny how the "12 year old" can spell 10 times better than you. I'm 13 as well and I understand everything on this site. Be honest, how much did you know at 13? I know I don't know everything, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid and inexperienced. You don't know everything either. No one does. But I do know there is more to life than nievely telling off someone you don't even know other than on the Internet. So just go enjoy life and stop worrying about everyone elses problems! No one likes a person who only points out others faults. I'm sure you're a nice person off the Internet, so please start acting like it everywhere. And if anyone thinks they'll be smart and respond to me telling me I can't do anything ever just because of my age, get over yourself. I don't usually tell people off like this, and neither should you. Thank you, and have a nice day.
RandomHavoc1 13
Oh damn 36, you just got ripped on by a 13 year old! And to 400, props for that comment. You, my friend, will go far in life. :)
4ube_fml 6
It'sz sad, but if the dad doesn't know, that really is a FYL. But at least she tried !
ActionManly 11
Lol nice