dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
graduate
United States
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
goodlkjh
South Africa
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Anonymous
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Anonymous
Duncan, United States
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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fanmyster 0
I'm 18 n my rents don't let me go camping with my friends n they said it ain't gonna change until I get married
Alymc13 0
holy shit get over it. your 17 your practically a baby, your parents just love you and dont want anything to happen to you. its honestly not that bad, when you get your own place you can stay up as late as you want and act like a big kid. god you kids are spoiled these days. its really pathetic.
partyboy93 0
ur lucky I'm 17 and a senior i'n highschool my phone is monitored durin school I can't go out durin the week my bed time is 9:30 and no tv durin the week durin the weekend my curfew for being out is 9 u think u got it bad ur sadly wrong I'm also a good kid I havnt done nothin wrong to get it this way daddy just runs a tight fricken ship
tahlicraven1 0
I'm fourteen and parties I go to don't finish until at least 12.30am. And my parents are pretty protective.
haitilover 0
sux for u babe
nikkirl5 1
same , only I'm 15 . when are they going to learn , when teenger want somthing they'll find. way around it .
nikkirl5 1
same , only I'm 15 . when are they going to learn , when teenger want somthing they'll find. way around it .
magicalfmlponiea 0
think yourself lucky. mines at 10 and I can't download anything without a password. oh oh also my dad blocked facebook aswell as every other social networking site.
caitlin21holly 0
curfew means ur not allowed to be out past that time OP could write this inside u know!
heysunshine21 0
you're 17. of course you should have a curfew.