dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
graduate
United States
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
goodlkjh
South Africa
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Anonymous
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Anonymous
Duncan, United States
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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Comments (152)
decidedlyvague 11
You aren't a legal adult, deal with it lol.
cece_miless 8
I thought I had it bad. I didn't have a curfew , then when I moved in with my Granma she made it 11 pm and I think it's unfair. I'm 12....
deadlyriot101 7
Oh my god you poor dear. Get over yourself.
natsaysheyyy 16
Why does your life suck so much? You're seriously complaining about an 11PM curfew? Wow, talk about first world problems here. You sound like a spoiled brat, honestly. Your life isn't going to end or drastically change just because you can't watch TV until 2AM. And don't you have school every morning anyway? YDI!
army_of_misfits 10
Ummmmm, no. Be grateful. It'd be a FML if you were 20 or something. But you're 17. Not an adult yet.
fml3024 0
That seems about right. Your only 17.
shadwolf99 2
Yea you are 17. You are still a kid and that means you shouldnt be out late unless on the weekends. Besides. 11 oclock is late enough for you
Them_Feels 9
I have the EXACT same situation. That sucks
shinymaster3000 23
Oh please I reached home after 10 when I was 17 and my mom was mad at me. And my 19 year friend can't even go outside unless she's going to school.....
thenamesjan 13
I'm 16 and I have to go to bed at 8:30 pm. I wouldn't be talking