Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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Comments (152)
KandiceCane 3
I had an 8 o' clock curfew in the winter, apparently my suburbs neighborhood is dangerous after dark
lilmisslovely13 15
92 exactly! op -- stop complaining - we all no that you can't function after 9 30 :)
snickerz01 0
guyz, just go in and override it. thats what i did
thisgurlherreee 2
I'm not allowed out, or to date. I'm 16.
muniz_humbert 0
WTF... what's wrong with all ya people having curfews... that must suck!! when I was 17 I did what U wanted, not saying I did drugs or stupid shit like that, but I mean we only have one life so I wasn't planning on spending it my teenage years at home at no 10 or 11 O'clock... I came home around 1 or so and that's coz I wanted..... now I'm 18 and basically do all I want, sometimes dont come home and party all night... yeah nothing to be proud of but Damn am I having fun while ya let ya parents run ya lives that's sorta wrong in a way!!! just saying everyone can do what they please!!!
Ninjasaurus18 9
You also can't spell or punctuate whatsoever!!! Yay!!!
cradle6 13
Bad economy 94, have a little sympathy for people who aren't born with plenty of money. Living with your parents through college is a smart economical move, and definitely parents need to step back at that age. It's not good for kids whose parents were very overprotective their entire life because when they finally move out they don't understand balance
crawfordjs54 0
what the ***** the matter with you, jackass? you're 17 and you live at home. suck it up and grow a pair of nuts and deal with it. you're a kid, for christ's sake
money127 4
sucks to be you!!!!!!
jannie22 0
17 me too!
wannbaussiegurl 4
ok you should be home at 10 actually because you ARE still a child your 17... what the **** do you think? you should be allowed to come and go all hours of the day and night? your ******* high!