Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Judge and jury
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Sounds like a cult
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Top comments
samisalsa 0
Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.
kingofsex 0
Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML
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Comments (152)
infantrygirl 0
#25... when you're 17, you don't NEED a nightlife.
chaoticnh 0
What age is it appropriate to have a nightlife then? It's always about age age age, not about maturity, intelligence, moral standing.
usnwife 18
At 17 you still have school, which you have to be up early for. It's not healthy to not get enough sleep (I have SEVERE headache from anything less that 6-7 hours) and especially at that age while you are still developing and growing, sleep is important. If you are out all night you then have the choice of no where near enough sleep and compromise your health, or skip school and compromise your future. Maturity is knowing how to take care of yourself, and if you're throwing fits about not being able to stay out, you're not mature enough.
jacqui_matznick 17
But this is just you?... Some people prefer to sleep little amounts, also no one said anything about staying out on weekdays??? This is about a computer tablet or some sort of gadget computer..
iEuphorical 0
I'm seventeen too. I'd love for my curfew to be elevenPM, instead of having my parents call me five times as soon as it gets dark outside. F MY life, not yours.
deer_fml 0
Not a crazy nightlife, but it's still fun to go out. I don't know where you guys live but a lot of the just hanging out, or watching movies happens at people's houses, any type of social activity goes way past 11 PM where I am. I feel for you dangyo!
Thurat 0
If it's the dad's comp. then I could see a restriction being put on it. Honestly, after 11 a.m. anything you're looking up is probably crap they don't want you doing on their computer. If it's yours, look into resetting passwords in safe mode; problem solved. If it's a physical curfew, it all depends on how much you pull your own weight and what legal restrictions are in your area. They can't kick you out until 18, if I'm not mistaken, so taking a few risks to gtfo and have some fun is ok, but if you're a free-loading adult, cross your T's and dot your I's and deal with it. If you're over 18 and pulling your weight, try and talk with them. If you're acting like an adult and they're treating you like a child, then speaking to them like an adult is the best way, just don't be whiny or anything and it should be cool.
JFox 8
IS IT your computer ?? Just because it's in your room, or you're the only person who knows how to use it, doesn't make it yours. I PAID for my computer, so if my mom tried to pull that, I'd go apeshit.. but only because what I PAY FOR is mine.
nilla_waferrr 3
Sorry, that book you got for your birthday isn't actually yours. You didn't pay for it so you should give it back.
arienh4 0
I pity americans, really. I'm 14 and I usually go to bed around 12 o'clock on a school day. I'm always on my pc at night.
boreddoubletears 0
What does that have to do with Americans? I have friends that do that too. American friends. And they're all dead tired at school and don't do so well because of it.
hayz071 12
well I "pity" you for being so judgmental.
chaoticnh 0
I pity Americans to honestly. I live in the us, but spent the summer living in Europe. I completely agree with their laws, in Germany instead of making the driving age 16 and drinking 21, drinking is 16 and driving is 25, therefore there is significantly less DUI and alcohol related crimes by introducing it at a younger age
monkeebabes 3
what is there for a 17 year old to do past 11? especially if you live in the states... your not legal for drinking or anything until you're 21 so therefore cant go to lots of places that are open past 11 pm.. haha
holly_fly 34
Oh I don't know... Movies, driving around, enjoying being 17 and staying out, even if it's just chillin at a friends house with their parents watching the movie with you?
patrickhb 0
Same here. But I managed to get 'round it. My advice? Learn his password.
agentorange 0
oh please, I had a curfew of MIDNIGHT until I was 21. FML.
Netsirksmada 0
I had a 10 o'clock curfew until I decided to move out and get my own place at 18. You're dumb.