Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
whattheactualfuck
Durban, South Africa
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
Did you say yes? If so who is going to walk you down the aisle?
Chilombian 0
That's...something.
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Comments (142)
KatieKupcake4195 9
At least you know that your dad loves you?
Dracoboxer357 36
....Thinking OP could have gone without knowing how much Daddy really loves his little girl. :p Ick.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Lmao, yea. I think you're right :P
perdix 31
I hope you get a nice expensive ring out of the deal before he sobers up and realizes the impossibility of his proposal.
MineIsBigger 5
its not impossible in the southern states
perdix 31
Clearly the OP is from Illinois, which is obviously in the northern part of Hungary. Duh.
Torva_fml 16
Illinois... In Hungary? Huh.... Damn perdix, teaching me something new every day! I can't wait to show My asshole social studies teacher just how smart I really am!
perdix 31
Weren't you confused, too, that the OP was named "Illinoisgirl" but says she's from Hungary? I'm baffled!
MineIsBigger 5
didnt you know? we've been taken over by hungarians. long live the united states of hungary! who wants a cheeseburger?
Chizzle1496 6
111, -____- maybe OP is from Hungary but lives in Illinois? Genius.
Solid_Hippo 4
He helped give you life, you kinda owe him, right?
FruityLoooons 8
"You were in my balls, once...now it's time my balls get in--" Oh God no, nevermind, I can't do it.
ilulife 4
Might have been an accident
ForeverAloneGal 23
Have you two set a date yet? No. That's actually really funny, though.
eminemop 0
So... You said yes right?
aquaeyedsiren 0
according to your username, you're from Illinois. no surprises here.
finished 10
You owe at least that to him, right? Just say yes, tomorrow all will be forgotten :)
red1355 6
Keepin it in the family..... SCORE!!!!!
iloveweed69 7
just no
BradleysMommie 0
Kinda creepy :D
sarah1029_fml 7
At least someone did...