Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break helping a coworker move a desk to another office. When I got back, my own desk had been moved to make room for someone new. Nobody had told me where they’d put it. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
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Top comments
SomeonethingStup 0
Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?
cynima 0
Soon you'll be in the basement. And soon you'll be burning the building down.
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Comments (58)
SomeonethingStup 0
Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?
lizzilla8297 2
haha ydi for being lazy enough to notice that.
Justforlolz 14
#1 Lol I never thought about it that way. Yea I agree with you.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yea maybe he's also trying to watch u so u don't eat twinkies.
tbj42409 0
This reminds me of the movie The Office
tbj42409 0
Office Space.... that's what I was supposed to type. lol
MireKrisma 0
He just wants you to be able to get coffee faster. :p
agsilver 14
or maybe he is saying that he values your work and.. who the hell are we kidding? FIND A NEW ******* JOB!
cynima 0
Soon you'll be in the basement. And soon you'll be burning the building down.
YNasty 0
I believe you have my stapler
greenltrn2003 0
yeahhhhhh....im gonna need you to go ahead and not complain about this. Oh and if you can go ahead and sit at the kids table that would be greaaaaaat.... (double reference...I WIN!)
steevy831 0
I asked for no salt on the glass and these are big grains of salt. Put strycnine in the guacamole.
wtfismyfml 0
well at least he was trying to be subtle
lostfaithinpppl 19
Why don't you just ask your boss about it instead of bitching on this site?
corbincorbin 0
have you not ever heard of venting your feelings?
jblumz 15
lol, after reading your username, you shouldnt be telling people to stop bitching.
jchansfan 0
It could be coincidence, no need to jump the gun... lol... Like posting this is fine, but i wouldn't confront him or anything, that could end badly... lol...
abbylolz 0
maybe the bathroom is colser to the door to. having blatter problems??? hmm??
mariahrawks 0
bladder*
alwaysalady 0
I used to have a desk by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married but now you move my desk and i said if they moved my desk one more time i would have to burn the building down. I beleive you have my stapler....
technicolourain1 0
lmao I love office space
gusto5 1
Maybe you're too sexually stimulating for him to handle. Since he's a family man, he's avoiding the possibility of an affair. Also, you have my pack of clips.
romaunts 0
Maybe you're just paranoid.