nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idontevencareanymore
Jarrell, United States
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
HeIsKindaRightTho
Houghton, United States
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
yeah why not
Norway
Good question
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
FML
Maricopa, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Anonymous
Zambia
Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML
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ImKindaABigDeal 6
shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"
cheerchika 0
hahaha. say " no and thank god" ;)
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Comments (158)
brittanyshaay 0
well? did you???
RainWind 0
I'm assuming that since this is an FML the answer is yes...
dansco 25
#128 is correct! Otherwise you would laugh at your Dad for having a small **** ;) At least you know who to blame for the future of "is it in yet" or "where is it" jokes... Its like a **** but SMALLER lmao
kalbrek009 20
if he does it again, tell him "sadly enough, yes...if 14" is abnormally small" then walk away....lol!
alex182011 0
thats depressing XD
bamam 0
Lol did u?
MitchellK 3
so the FML is that he answered yes?
bitheway 2
The only thing that could make this worse (other than the obvious) is if you were a chick
bitheway 2
Actually #90 micro-penis isn't inheritable and he's only abnormally small if he doesn't even reach 1" micro-penis is when it passes 1" but doesn't surpass 2"
Deadshot108 0
Actually yes, that probably would have been better.