Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
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CaitiieBuggs 23
My dad was definitely more worried about me than my brother, only because he didn't think my brother would face the same kinds of pressures as I would and face potentially hostile situations. Once it got down to it, he knew I was capable of taking care of myself and knew I would do what I needed to protect myself. He didn't shame or congratulate either one of us, he said sex was just something people take part in.
militarybrat 21
I ******* hate double standards. Try and shrug it off op, i know it is hard.
Silk_Routes 14
calling u a *****...is a mistake, disgusting
Charles900 16
It's one thing to be protective. Calling your daughter a ***** is a completely different matter. We live in the 21st century, not the Middle Ages.
grunt_fml 17
You should ask your dad if he is okay with his son dating hores. Because your brother surely does not want to marry the girls he is needing this condoms for and by your dads definition...
travellingfun 18
Double standards.
laden_swallow09 35
Double standards, FTW
jaydahawk 10
Well, in a world where all "dads" have to do for a boy is worry about my dick and have to worry about every other dick for their daughter. he was in the wrong for calling you that but come on use your brain.
WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G 9
Dad's want their sons to gat as much as they can they want their daughters to get as little as possible
bandgeek845 10
Society has all these bullshit double standards