Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
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Naitras 15
ouch...parents are such hypocrites at times
authorkid 2
haha sounds like my dad
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Comments (94)
far_east 6
well give him a lecture about hypocrites..
5up3rTAN 0
wash his whites with the colours!!!! that'll teach him !!!!! he'll be all like 'hey, why aren't my whites sparkly white?'
starile 20
Hey, at least if OP keeps messing up the chores, his dad won't make him keep doing them?
sourgirl101 29
Don't parents have kids just to have a built in maid? jk Sorry OP, if that's concidered one of your chores, than he's right to bitch.
holly_fly 34
Not really... I understand having chores, but if you're cleaning your parents room, that most likely means you're cleaning the whole house. That should NEVER be a regular chore. Should they help by doing certain stuff, like dusting the living room, or vacuuming after the parents have picked up their mess and the kids have picked up their mess? Yes, absolutely. But just as much as parents shouldn't have to pick up their kids stuff after about 5-6, kids shouldn't have to pick up after their parents.
brokedownvw 0
You didn't give a reason why you aren't lazy. just because your dad expects you to clean up after him doesn't make you not lazy. It means your dad is lazy too. so glad thread jacking is no longer a problem.
rwctkd95 0
sounds like a bit** ni**a
skyeyez9 25
That sucks OP, you may be lazy, but for him to tell you to fix his bed and shit is lazy on his half too. He is playing the old part of " Do as I say, not as I do." My parents gave me and my brother chores around the house, none of them were to be a maid to our parents.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
he's just preparing you to be all grown up and learn to tale shit from your higher up. that's when you shown him you are and quit on his ass. lol
XbambiX 3
I no how u feel! that's how my dad is! now I'm old enough to tell em to fn do it hisself!!!
greatnt249 0
You sure about that?
greatnt249 0
It's a matter of principle, genius; it has nothing to do with how difficult the task is.
LuCanO 0
First # 49 You are one of the biggest idiots I've ever read. Second, FYL, if my dad would have done that, Hoo Boy, I would have kicked his ass.