Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
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Top comments
Naitras 15
ouch...parents are such hypocrites at times
authorkid 2
haha sounds like my dad
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Comments (94)
schurm82 4
he's right you are lazy and you waste your time writing about it rather than making up for your lazy mistakes. go make his bed and clean his clothes.
TJammah 0
I dunno. If you don't have a job and ain't doing shit around the house before your dad comes home from work to get money for that roof over your head then... shit. that's how my parents look at it. they're the ones paying for all your crap, at least help out
pinkdottedbow 0
The parents decided to have children, the OP didn't decide to be placed on this planet to live in their home. If the parents really wanted to get a "return", they should have worn a condom that night and instead rented out the OP's future room.
fantasyworld 39
Some "crap" is what comes with having a child. I do agree on helping out around the house but it's her dad's room he should do it.
Hecka_cool 2
another Daddy of the Year award goes to....
FMLEveryDay365 0
Wow, I would hate to do that. And number 49, do you have to be such a sexist. I mean, those ideas were sexist 20 years ago.
springacres 5
Gee, I wonder where the laziness came from. How long would it have taken the OP's dad to do that stuff for himself?
crzyck83 0
sounds like my mom
Cshaw6215 5
sounds like my dad! FYL
EllieB123 5
My dad does that all the ******* time. It's so goddamn annoying.
psychodude8 4
sounds like a good gift to me, ydi
wynnona 17
Tell your dad that when he learns how to, you will too.