Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML
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cutycat136 28
Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
arano 29
Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.
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Comments (49)
disturbedchyk 11
go out to a restaurant or somewhere where they'll believe u and you'll probably get a free dessert or something
strike2867 13
Shut up Meg!!!
yniguez09 14
Sounds like my dad.
tomvertigo 17
Not only have my parents always forgotten mine but actually put my dog down on my 18th birthday because they wanted to do it "before my birthday so it wouldn't interfere with my day" I feel your pain!
Jetix7402 22
Wow, poor you... To make up for it, Happy Birthday from the FML community!!!
abagrov 14
It sounds like the U.S. Government
Tball22 7
but he didn't. so happy birthday right!
Basil_Balslamic 5
I don't buy this story. your dad may have forgot your birthday, I don't know the guy...but I highly doubt he grounded you for mentioning it..I'm calling bullshit on this one.
Inkoseh 33
..Matilda?!
megamonster99 18
Happy Birthday