Today, my dad asked my step-mom if he could get some booty before bed because he still had energy. He didn't realize I was still in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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cylus13 9
Good for him. You will do it to your kids one day.
scyth3s 13
Your parents, even step parents have sex. Grow the **** up and deal with it. I don't think I'll ever understand why we're so touchy about parental sex. It is NORMAL.
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Comments (36)
ApplePie1994 27
Swiggity swooty daddy comin' fo dat booty!
ThrottleJockey 36
If he mentions his peg leg and winks, think nothing of it.
ohnoyoudidnot000 0
To funny! Well did he get to the pirates booty? Haha
Saava 29
Better this way than if he DID realize you were there but didn't care
missblue97 30
Just to follow up we all laughed about it and no I don't think he got any booty that night lol We're a tad too close but they never say when they're going to have sex so it just caught me off guard. I don't think this is the worst thing they've ever said, probably just the funniest situation so far
cylus13 9
Good for him. You will do it to your kids one day.