Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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satanic_fml 13
What if your dad was calling himself a bitch?
juststephhere 23
That's quite extreme..
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Comments (50)
ladymunchkin742 11
Well you can blame yourself for this one
Kukironosuke 16
i dispise when people take "son of a bitch" literally, the phrase "son of a bitch" is not an insult to the individual's mother, its a direct insult to the individual, and not only by proxy that his mother is a bitch, you should not think about the wording of the phrase, son of a bitch is equivalent to "a-hole" or "jerk", its a single target offense
americanezio 10
Technically he called himself one too
cornyrob 33
I think she might have been waiting for an opening to bring up a divorce and that, as weak as that was, made such an opportunity.
anon132 5
Yay two Christmases!!
Bandaddict 7
Wow what I time to be alive
Grandmastasexy 14
Those situations suck OP i hope everything works out in the end
Robert1989 9
wow your mom is a bitch dear sir and you father is a ass hole.
Sinclair935 5
Sounds like you guys put the "fun" back in dysfunctional. But seriously though, I feel marriage and divorce get tossed around a little too loosely nowadays. If you threaten divorce for simple name calling then maybe they shouldn't have signed that line in the first place.
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Dayum , ur dad shuld kno better to say that when ur mother is in the house