Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML
Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML
Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML
Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
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worldclass 0
You'd think the card company would take care of that. Play it off as a joke "can you find the mistake?" Or just be straight up and stop bitching.
EffinAhole 0
Exactly, use a red pen to correct the mistake and write a grade at the top "B-". Everyone will think its hilarious and it will make your cards way more original.
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iheartglasses 0
31 is NOT correct. Or maybe only HALF correct. Up until 3rd grade I did have one teacher that taught all subjects. 4th-8th grade I had one teacher per subject. And because it was a small town they had only one school that contained Pre-K up to 8th grade and called it Elementary instead of the traditional Primary and Middle schools. So shove it bitch :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Make a joke out of it, OP! Perhaps you can persuade people into thinking you did it on purpose.
gaysunshine 8
I dont see your logic in that, what would it do?
Cjmw 7
No one will notice, and IF they do, it won't matter. It's not they're going to put it on your tombstone.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Well they didn't intend to before but now you've put the idea out there. The OP is now doomed to be known forever as the teacher who spelt wonderful wrong on a Christmas card. "Here lies ________, the teacher who spelt it wondeful "
Namenlos_fml 20
Special ed?
treasurechest 0
WHO CARES. I honestly didn't notice until I looked at it a second time. it's not anyone will care that much or even notice. stfu.
ryantb12345678 0
maybe your students are rubbing off on you?
soupykins 0
If you're a teacher, why are you using comma splices?
varkey 7
well, you made a grammar error in your post, so i can't say i'm surprised...
oilersfan1 0
that's why you should have wrote Merry Christmas.
starberries 0
God, you're an idiot.
xxochristineox 3
dno't wrory nbdooy wlil ncotie
wikkedwicky 4
lol I didnt on ur commnt