Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML
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EpicJman2828 11
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Ms_ValS 27
Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.
DocBastard 40
But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??
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adameeo 21
That's an impressive simile.
icepick23 12
Old Testament angry God or New Testament nice one?
Felling 14
I would have died right then and there. Number one fear. x.x
1911 3
next time put an m-80 in there, that should work
worldclassrager 41
How did they find out you did it? They should be after your brother...(I know that might be wrong)
Sheh_fml 25
Why should they go after his brother when it was his cousin who did it?
Bob_Walker 2
did your friend laugh at you
Simoneaux17 11
Uh-oh, someone mentioned God! I'll see this on the news tonight.
EpicJman2828 11
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
sirchuckles 8
yeah I think they spend their whole life plotting how to get us. even after they sting us they won't die -_-
EpicJman2828 11
I have to agree. One stings and leaves a "Hey **** this guy up" pheromone and they hunt you down and **** you up
skitzymew 19
Well once they sting you they actually leave this jelly looking stuff on you that attracts other bees.
pureportedpear 27
Looks like you have not been in Australia... There it's not only the bees, but everything will hunt you down and rape you
br00kr 22
Haha at least you havent been raped by a colony of bees. Gosh i had 15 stings on my arms alone. The next week i was stung by two wasps and a hornet.
FrankHotpants 31
Bees give us honey but wasps....it's just a big F$&k you from nature.
pie_flavor 16
You are forgetting those skinny little motherfuckers most people call hornets.
myoukei 31
Wa2p2are f*cking a22hole2. The2e hoe2 don't even make honey!!
mb2_native 15
I am very curious on what this post said -_- I never see moderated posts anymore LOL