Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML
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EpicJman2828 11
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Ms_ValS 27
Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.
DocBastard 40
But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??
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Comments (79)
alicealiveordead 13
that's some hardcore firework celebration.
kidsgotastinky 11
INB4 no god
EpicJman2828 11
are you volunteering to catch them?
badluckalex 23
that sucks
mermaidgirl5413 10
Oh god thats awful!