Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
Today, I got a letter saying I was no longer a student at my college and my current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay my tuition bill. Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam. They weren't. FML
Today, I got an email stating that my scholarship request was denied, 51 days after applying with no response. I'm now forced to drop-out from my college degree because I ran out of money, and I've been unsuccessful at finding a job for two years either, thanks to Covid. FML
Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
Today, I found out that a single unpaid parking ticket from September put my student account on hold and unregistered me from all my spring classes. I'm a senior and this is my last semester. FML
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davek 36
Tell his wife, and his boss, and a lawyer.
omgxwtfxheather 2
file a compliant! people can't do that shit now a days
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perdix 31
I knew a girl in grad school who had the exact same situation. Everyone else advised her to do what everyone else here is saying, but I recommended the occasional *******. She followed my advice and got her doctorate in 3 years. I'm jus' sayin'. . .
Cantarella_fml 0
Congrats, your friend is legally considered a prostitute. Her parents must be so proud...
perdix 31
They call her "Dr. Ho," so I guess that means they are ambivalent about her achievement.
perdix 31
DHD, I'm glad you're here, man. All these serious people are starting to bum me out. I don't need to see a hundred people reiterating the same obvious solution to the problem. I want to see the outrageous funny ones and it looks like you and me are ALMOST the only ones shouldering the load for this post! Another trick the student could play is to seduce the prof's wife into some hot girl-on-girl action. That would really turn the tables on that prick! OP, if you're reading this, we want video (HD) provided you and the prof's wife do some good pubic grooming. If not, make it standard def!
TheLetterZero 7
Then why don't you try being "outrageously funny" instead of making sexual references and looking stupid?
perdix 31
Why don't you try to say something remotely interesting?
corme_fml 0
He didn't pay you for the past 2 MONTHS? What kind of job are you working? If you don't get your paycheck within the week it's due, DO something about it. The other stuff is totally FML, though.. sucks :(
boatkicker 5
Some are monthly and when that's the case it sometimes goes back two months. Like you work all of November. During December it gets processed and then you get your check at the beginning of January (now). So if he never did anything with November, she wouldn't notice until January, by which time he could also have trashed her December time card. Although actually I've only heard of one person who ever got paid on such a delay, so I don't really know how accurate my information is, or how often that happens.
josh78 0
pleasure him for a while and then get your degree and when your done you never have to see him again(imo)
cusof 0
Tell a good friend to **** his wife
voveraite 7
@44: Are you for real? Would you have a 3 yr old affair with your married, unattractive boss for a promotion?
perdix 31
I once had a female boss who was kinda ugly (pretty nice body, though) and I woulda done her for career advancement. OK, I'm a man-ho! Is that what you want to hear?
teiso_fml 0
That's called sexual harrassment. You can do something about that.
bitched 0
u shüd kill him
HBubble 3
Complain. He if he doesn't make good - tell his wife. Make sure the school authorities know.
razorp 0
why don't you just call him, tell him you will **** him, then when he shows up beat that ass
flgirlwguitar 2
You should have said something when he asked you and built up a case, and then, if possible, found other means of employment. That was a big red flag that things are going to get ugly.