Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
Today, I got a letter saying I was no longer a student at my college and my current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay my tuition bill. Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam. They weren't. FML
Today, I got an email stating that my scholarship request was denied, 51 days after applying with no response. I'm now forced to drop-out from my college degree because I ran out of money, and I've been unsuccessful at finding a job for two years either, thanks to Covid. FML
Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
Today, I found out that a single unpaid parking ticket from September put my student account on hold and unregistered me from all my spring classes. I'm a senior and this is my last semester. FML
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Top comments
davek 36
Tell his wife, and his boss, and a lawyer.
omgxwtfxheather 2
file a compliant! people can't do that shit now a days
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Comments (132)
SEPHARAD 0
report him to the dean for sexual harassment. You don't need proof (unfortunately for innocent men).
rockstarK9 0
you could get him in so much trouble it's not even funny.
phatdaddy62 23
Three Words: Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit!
jaded_gal 0
Not good. However, your professor not paying you
gingersnapper 0
Ah, the misfortunes of virtue. Should've done him, OP.
jillz 0
There might be a reason he's not into his wife..but does he have sister or a daughter of adequate hotness close to your age? You could get creative and play him like a Mensa member might play chess. Potential and all that jazz~
annalikesyourfac 0
Wow that sucks... what an asshole.
srdking 0
Set him up get him on recording if you can hell use your cell if need be. Then get his ass canned! Sue them for him screwing you over. I know oh to well what kind of creepy perverts come to college to teach and some men want you to scratch their backs and they will yours. Get him girl!
key6759 0
thats sexual harasment, and if i were you i would press charges. or you could just tell his wife.
Ninjaface 0
Well, you seem to have two choices here: make due with no scholarship or shelter, or suck it up and suck it. Remember, it's not prostitution if he blackmailed you first.