Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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ReptarSwag 4
hairball
picklezz123 5
hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!
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Comments (131)
Elsda 0
That is so tragic
lovrmylife 5
did the hamster die too?
talon9889 0
Damn, thats sucks. Your pets killed each other at the same time.
crashley21 10
My cat managed to get my sister's hamster out of the cage and kill it. My sister insisted that the cage was closed and locked but obviously not if my cat had gotten it!
AceTheGreat 3
Double Whammy!
suprmidgt 0
my goldfish goldy? eaten but the cat. my cat? choked on on the goldfish.
L3g4lPl4typus 0
I am most sorry
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Is your cats name Richard Gere?
cleolappost 0
karma
toad396 0
I hate cats the cat deserved it