Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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ReptarSwag 4
hairball
picklezz123 5
hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!
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Comments (131)
natasharox 3
2 FML's in one , sucks for you
ShadeOfWar 0
That is ****** up but funny as hell.
Nuahavizu 17
how is that karma? the cat was jsut eating what it saw as food... (those saying the cat jsut wanted to kill it, if it was eating it it saw it as food) every time you eat something that was once alive (even if it was a salad, for plants have some form of life) do you deserve to die a horrible death like choking?
Nuahavizu 17
i love all the people who say the cat deserved it for eating something... as if theyve never eaten anything that was once alive themselves... even plants were once a living entity.
elle2kay 2
omg!!!! fyl! but it's hilarious...
jinki101 0
I have a hamster.
richandpopular 0
double fatality
justanotherhuman 21
Natural Selection at work.
Derchin 6
Double whammy.
wildcherrysoda 1
Sometimes I think people click the "you deserved it" button just to click on something...