Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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kingbrizo 24
well thats alarming.
DocBastard 40
Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.
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Comments (53)
jrod9327 17
More importantly, they did not steal it. I feel for you though, someone stole the cover to my turn signal. Blew my mind when they left the light and didnt scratch the paint.
emirie 21
What a random thing to steal. You'd think they'd go for more things while they were at it.
jrod9327 17
I thought so to but after thinking about it, i think someone was rebuilding a car in the nearby car shop and someone was collecting "spare" parts. The good news was the bracket and light that they didn't take was by far more expensive.
MrSassypants 34
Also, I took an ounce of gasoline if you didn't notice.... I mean they took an ounce of gasoline... I mean no one took anything ever!
DocBastard 40
Ok, we get it. Yes, it's ironic. We can stop the "Oh, the irony" comments now. Cue 153 more ironic "Oh, the irony" responses in 3...2...
emirie 21
Oh the irony. Sorry, I had to jump on the bandwagon.
MrSassypants 34
But... but I had a good one that misspelled ironic and said "lol".
gc327072 31
FML should have a "phrase filter" which automatically bans you if you use certain phrases such as "that sucks" "sorry OP" "that's a shitty situation" et al. I reckon we have a cooperative summit meeting between mods and regular commenters to discuss this.
sniken 14
#31 it should give a warning, or ten, before being able to post such a comment."are you absolutely sure you want to post this comment?" yes. "are you in your right state of mind?" yes! "you better start digging, digging for your burial" ...
hockeygoalie13 15
Irony is a bitch.
sophienzstein 12
I hope the alarm went off atleast
Emilystar0298 9
Well at least we no the alarm doesn't work!!
MrSassypants 34
No we don't.
PenguinBitch 44
Don't you mean "know we don't."?
MrSassypants 34
Eye do not mean that.
lillypatter 13
Op didn't set it up yet...
crystalxuk 25
Looks like you were one night too late.
chilevmv 7
So did you learn how to do it?
jrock9093 18
That is the universe flipping you off! Sucks, I hope you had insurance! Good luck
crayyola 7
There is too much irony in this post
Llama_Face89 34
May want to have it installed man. The person who owned my car before me installed a Viper system himself. Managed to screw up so much. Had to replace my battery, alternator and throttle control unit before I realized the issue and bypassed the security system..