Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
kingbrizo 24
well thats alarming.
DocBastard 40
Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.
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Comments (53)
Sports_guy3 28
so alarming.
RainyDaysSmokinH 3
Shit.. irony sucks
AgentPlatypus73 8
When I hear a car alarm, my instinct is not to go and stop the thief, but rather to get as far away from the alarm as possible because they're so damn annoying and go off at freaking everything.