Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
kingbrizo 24
well thats alarming.
DocBastard 40
Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER ******* CAR ALARM EVER.
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Comments (53)
S4N 5
Oh irony you got me again! :)
8born8 18
If you listen, you can hear the universe mocking you. Hope you have insurance OP.
aaditmshah 12
Murphy's Law.
underthesea12 24
one night to late!
worldclassrager 41
Ironic...
fooltemptress 36
Dramatic irony bites like a rabid monkey.
fooltemptress 36
Has no one else seen "The Weekenders"? It was one of the most awesome cartoons ever!
NodakN8V 25
The irony comments have gone off at an alarming rate.
graceinsheepwear 34
Ironic, isn't it? Oh, wait...
jh921971 10
All the thing would have done is make noise after they broke into it. Then you'd have a loss and an annoying sound at 3 AM.
abhi5 2
I hope these thieves stole my morning alarm....now don't plan to research for a fire or door alarm!!
Ovoxo_5 5
It was the NSA