Anonymous
Storfors, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Pierced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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DorkAlert 10
Brother & sister bonding time?
fmlkolakas 4
Incest issues aside, nobody should ever get a clit piercing. The part that shood be pierced is the hood. Unless you WANT to damage the nerve endings and make yourself less sensitive.
nnnope 26
err. not exactly. it's really, REALLY rare for a woman to have the proper anatomy for a ******** piercing, but for the lucky ones that do, getting it done by a skilled piercer with proper jewelry shouldn't pose any type of threat. I've met (and been pierced by) a woman who's had her ******** piercing for a couple decades.
PokemonLove993 17
out of all the places to get a piercing why there!? and asked by your brother of all people? I would be seriously weirded out if I were you.
drizzy11 18
Eh YOLO
tinman1166 5
The religious, moral and legal restrictions on incest are historically well founded in the need to prevent birth abnormalities and minimize potential for child sexual abuse. However, given modern methods that prevent conception, there is no foundation to limit sexual contact between any willing adults.
Kimmy___888 8
OP never said that the brother himself was going to do the piercing. They just said it was his studio.
B0nb0N09 12
AND I GUESS THAT MAKES IT OK! *eye roll*
JosephineMB 8
that's just wrong dude.
danilols689 11
I thought him out of all people would be against piercing his sisters ********.. being her brother and all
M3DIC4T3 29
Honestly this made me cringe. Your ********, pierced or unpierced, is not any of his business...
mccrightp 29
Any sentence with the words "my brother" and "********"is really creepy!