Anonymous
Storfors, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Pierced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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mattlw 25
I actually live in Alabama. I wonder how we got such a bad reputation for being incestuous. People all over the world have practiced incest for a long long time. I would keep going but my bruncle is calling me, I have to go.
mattlw 25
Edit: this was supposed to be in response to comment #9.
Arkana_fml 14
From what I read your brother hasn't seen a cliterous let alone a ******. Poor desperate bastard
panther_73 7
Thats just... Sick
patriot09 6
Because that's exactly what a woman wants, for her brother to see her down there. Not. -_-
Dave_Davington 35
All I can think is "******* OWWW!" And I'm not even a female.
B0nb0N09 12
Female is not a noun
TheLastYouSee 3
hope he doesn't suggest insest next lmao
worldclassrager 41
Get a piercing? Yes... On your clit? No...
sig4life 18
He has always wanted to see it in person and close up. The videos weren't cutting it anymore.
qr_fml 21
First off...OUCH! For that kind of piercing and second, why would u open your legs for your brother even if it's a piercing. Why can't he pierce your ear or something else.
alluringtatas 7
That's gross... Maybe he wants to give you a "5 finger discount." You should probably tell your mom.