Anonymous
Storfors, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Pierced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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Eloras_Mom 0
I dont get this one. So he tried to talk you into it? FMLs are supposed to be ironic. This one has no irony. It would be a legit FML if he talked u into it and then something ridiculous happened as a result.
Ukon 7
That sucks, but I'm had even worse suggested by my brother--and done to me! (Uhh, not /that/, guys.) It's because we're Swedish and open! Yeah...That's...it... (p.s. DON'T DO IT. My brother got a Prince Albert piercing for his 20th birthday. He cried like a baby nonstop until he got it removed! He didn't stop crying at all. Any sort of movement hurt him. I didn't help much because I accidentally kicked him in the crotch while he had it on...I think there's a scar.)
nnnope 26
please don't advise against genital piercings just because your brother had a bad experience. if it hurt him that badly, chances are the jewelry wasn't the proper diameter and probably wasn't high-quality...and chances are it wasn't placed ideally, either. I bet if he got it redone by a qualified professional, he wouldn't have the same issue(s). and yes, scar tissue can be worked with/around.
Eloras_Mom 0
OP didnt say her bro wanted to pierce it. Just said at his shop. If her bro wanted to pierce it thats gross. I never been to a tatt shop that only had one employee though. I just guessed OP had been wanting to get it done and her bro wanted her to spend her money at his shop. It didnt specify that he was the one who did the piercings.
StEpHiE1226 12
EW. If I had a brother I would never let my ******** near him!!!
rita0ral 8
Aslong as he closes his eyes and promises not to peek, go for it
the_loveliest3 6
I think your brother miiiight want your v.
tewa21 12
Ummmm?
iamthunder 4
I think your brother wants you!
askippy5791 3
Eww I hope he's not the one who's doing it
justincarneavale 1
He wants it