Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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jackaced 7
Tell him you'll do it if he does your nipples too and connects them all with a little chain
rattusrattus 19
*whimpers* For the penis-owners in the audience, that's like having a needle poked all the way through the head of your penis, only the sensitivity is higher because it's the same amount of nerve endings in a much smaller area. They are not for the unwilling. *whimpers some more, curls up in a ball, twitches*
nnnope 26
70: there are lots of men who sport ampallang/apadravya piercings. :|
rattusrattus 19
I admire their courage and pain threshold. It still sounds horribly painful to have done.
nnnope 26
oh goodness, that's awkward. btw guys, a woman needs EXTREMELY specific anatomy to support a piercing of the ********, so F OP's life for having a brother who's weird and probably isn't even versed well enough in human anatomy to know enough to be a competent piercer.
CharresBarkrey 16
If a woman has a clitoral hood, she can get a clitoral piercing. Pretty sure most women have those.
nnnope 26
89: false. if a woman has a clitoral hood with sufficient tissue, she can get the clitoral hood pierced. if the ******** itself is not as big as the tip of one's pinky finger and does not significantly protrude from the hood, it is not sufficient for piercing. a VCH (vertical clitoral hood) piercing is MUCH different than a ******** piercing. any genital piercing needs to be taken very seriously and should only be performed by someone who is abundantly qualified, with high-quality jewelry.
VeganVampyre 27
I don't know why you're assuming the brother is not properly qualified to be a piercer, or that he even IS a piercer. It says he opened a shop but it doesn't say he's the piercer, and it most definitely doesn't say anything about his knowledge, experience, or qualifications. The only valid thing you said about his is that he's weird. Stop assuming things with no basis.
buckdharma 38
Tell mom.
corleon198425 22
well????
OwlPrincess28 7
Whaaaat. I think any sibling would be uncomfortable with getting a private region pierced by their brother/sister. Sorry O.P. That's too weird.
brightblack 9
Wtf?????
Anubis_81 21
It's a bit taboo. Why would he even think it was ok.
CAJustise 9
Did he want to be the one doing the piercing? Or did he want one of his hopefully female staff do it?
SirEbro 7
If he's the "been there, done that" kind of person, he wouldn't care.