Anonymous
Storfors, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Pierced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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dakatabg 31
You don't need it
dancinwookie 21
Why the ********? He had many options to chose from...He could've settled on something not so close to the meat drapes! Anything above the shoulders really is only acceptable in this situation. Giving me the heebie jeebies over here.
HNelson15 5
could a belly button piercing not be acceptable?
dancinwookie 21
#37- Ah! Touché! The belly button is an acceptable piercing location in this situation. I would have also accepted: anywhere else, but your sisters crotch or breasts. #127- If you get a toe piercing can I stomp on it? This will teach you how stupid it'd be to do that to your feet.
Michele2luv 8
Lmaooooooo meat drapes :'D
Enslaved 38
What's the big deal? I know a gynecologist that's delivered all his grandchildren. If the brother's a professional then. . .
The_Big_Boss 20
You say that like you have a ****** piercing.....
monnanon 14
gynacologists dont often deliver children do they? also isnt there some rule about that? i thought you werent allowed to operate or treat in any way your family. i
Enslaved 38
He's an Ob/gyn. I said gynecologist because he used to be my doctor before my insurance switched. And he's also one of my bar guest. :P Many tattoo/ piercing artists take pride in their work. I'm sure the brother will make sure not to botch up the job in such a sensitive area. It's just skin. Not everything is sexual.
jem970 19
Its the clit enslaved... there is no other reason for it to be there than for sexual pleasure. I wouldnt want any brother of mine near it. Its not jusy skin :/
emilyjgraham 34
A gynaecologist looks at genitals all the time plus if it was his daughter, he'd have seen her ****** before. OPs brother is not meant to WANT to go down there!!
yoursucklives 36
my gynecologist delivered me. so i'm pretty sure they can do that!
bReLiNg 18
Well that conversation must've been awkward.... I hope he was joking.
perdix 31
Tell him you will let him if he lets you pierce his guiche first.
fml0505 22
This makes me think that he solely opened a piercing studio in hope of one day being able to pierce his sis's ******... the verdict? Premeditated incest.
unknown_user5566 27
Based on the story it doesn't seem like the brother insisted on doing it himself... seems like he just suggested that OP come and get it done at the shop, presumably by another piercer. If that's the case I don't see what the big deal is.
Wealthyparrot 9
That may be true, but if he just opened shop, there's no guarantee he HAS other pierces.
rita0ral 8
He incests it'll be worth it
Hobbit79 10
Someones watching too much game of thrones.
redbandit9877 12
That sounds really painful, but maybe I'm just a big baby. Either way your brother suggesting that is weird.
Ameel_fml 19
Lol. Is it weird that the part of this FML that horrified me the most was the thought of a ******** being pierced? I mean, I know some people do it. But...ouch!!
B0nb0N09 12
It's really bad for you!! It can ruin it