Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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LEGOAdmin 0
Don't tell him. CHOOSE him.
choiboy118 0
wow really? u really must not lk ur boyfriend that much, cuz thats kinda extremely vile. have fun with ur 7 cats later in life if thats how u prioritize
Asscake 0
Dude, you're ******* insane. you think that if you love an animal, you're crazy. Well that's not how it works. If you love your parents, stop ******* loving them. it's creepy and disgusting. How do you know she won't get another boy that LOVES CATS? many boys in the world aren't allergic to cats. And, what if she breaks up with him? just because they are boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't mean they're married. You probably have never truly loved something before.
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, I'm surprised so many people YDI'd this. You obviously weren't compatible. I would lose it if I couldn't have pets in my life. You'll find someone else. I mean, I'm sure it'll be really painful and absurd for him to hear that he's been dumped for this, but at least you recognize it and can be tactful.
phaded 1
ydi for being a crazy cat lady
Jsalcedo23 0
dumbass. cat lady
robertot305 0
I kinda feel bad for you because if you can give up some cats for a boyfriend then you deserve to be alone with those furballs.
stevenb8 0
you do realize the cats are gonna die eventually and if you choose them over a human then I hope they die in a horrible way
GLaDOS8899 14
ASSHOLE ALERT. ASSHOLE ALERT. GET THE GUNS, WE MUST REMOVE ALL ASSHOLES FROM THE WORLD. NOT THE ASSHOLES ON YOUR BUTT THOUGH.
rosiegrewup 0
Good for you. At least you can trust a cat.
rosiegrewup 0
Oh, I dunno - my cats quite clearly disagreed with me on several matters, but I'd still choose them over someone who tried to tell me to get rid of them. ;)
KMF524 3
tell him 2 take a damn Zyrtec. i'd pick my babies 2.