Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and stayed up the rest of the night. I had to go to work from 3 to 11 and I ended up getting my coworker to leave early. As I was getting ready to leave, I found out that I wasn't scheduled today and that I now have to work this Saturday. FML
Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
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Marcella1016 32
You’ve perfectly encapsulated so many days of my life lol. Hang in there, you can do it. Just do one task at a time and don’t think of all the other stuff. It won’t seem as daunting and you get more motivated to act rather than paralyzed under the weight of all the shit you have to do. Good luck.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are you complaining on FML rather than doing it then?
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Marcella1016 32
You’ve perfectly encapsulated so many days of my life lol. Hang in there, you can do it. Just do one task at a time and don’t think of all the other stuff. It won’t seem as daunting and you get more motivated to act rather than paralyzed under the weight of all the shit you have to do. Good luck.
Thaylok 17
Agreed. as an example, just do the dishes. one thing to male them less daunting is to organize and sort the dishes neatly and prep them for the dishwater in order. straightening the dishes can reduce how much space the mess takes up and the appearance alone can helpake it more manageable in my mind. Maybe just do that and bask in a job well done for a few minutes before moving on to the next task. And remember some days you feel like your wheels are grinding to no avail, only to have EVERYTHING fall into place the next day. Consider today that grind and tomorrow will be day you expected for today, hopefully.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are you complaining on FML rather than doing it then?
ODBeefalo 10
start with some easy things, then move into bigger things. use other easy things to make the workload feel less exhausting as you go.