Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
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alwaysalady 0
On our first Christmas together, my husband gave me a cheese grater. When I asked him why, he said, "You said you needed one. " Did you mention you needed something like that? Cause that's how men think. I need= splendid, fail proof gift.
smm_fml 3
um, who gives their gf hand towels for her birthday?
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Comments (48)
sting1234 0
if I were the op I would dump him, only if he keeps talking about his past girlfriend. focusing on his ex instead of you is wrong
macallan8 0
dump his sorry ass
thgiL 9
Good point after buying expensive jewelry for previous girlfriends that didn't work out you'd definently be a little more hesitant
corocoro 30
I mean, I can understand the towel - but why in the blazzes would he tell you about what he gave his ex?
djsammyc 19
maybe its a sign that he wants to move in
Exhayle 20
"My boyfriend doesn't spend massive amounts of money on me, he doesn't love me! FML." Money's not everything, maybe he didn't have the money to spend this time around.
fantasyworld 39
I think it has to do more with him talking about his ex.
type1diabetic 12
He could be broke? Don't just assume he hates you :)
acke01 14
What this app needs is that you can unpress you deserved it and I agree your life sucks
sharond23 10
I think hes trying to tell you something