Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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amelia_suhayda 22
I think that's kind of sweet.
bonjourhaley 8
I'm sure you mowed into the sunset :)
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Comments (219)
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Aww, that's cute! Come on, have you never seen "Can't Buy Me Love"?
martin8337 36
Or The Waterboy.
mariusistheman 10
Desperate much?
cryssycakesx3 23
I think he was, he couldn't find a car.
Sam_A16_ 6
I don't know why but I actually find that romantic
99poonslayer 10
This is a problem?
cryssycakesx3 23
yeah. there is no ******* of any lives.
cookie1207 19
Thats awesome! Ill go by me one now!
QueenofWheels 13
Dump him for somebody with a brain.
cryssycakesx3 23
using riding lawnmower = ingenuity if she's gonna leave him for anyone it should be someone with a car...
godcomplexkid 7
**** you.
QueenofWheels 13
Are even somwbody smart enough to take a cab or hell even a bus. Not riding something that would get you pulled over by the police because they think you been drinking.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
lol you're taking this way too seriously, I'm sure he wouldn't ride a lawnmower on the concrete streets
kysier 8
"Are even somwbody smart enough" I'm sorry, I laughed quite a bit over that one. Kudos for the hypocrisy.
QueenofWheels 13
It's called a typo. I still wouldn't date a guy like that.
DaneTrain9311 7
A for effort
buckdharma 38
It sounds like he's been around the block a few times.
thatchick1405 17
aww he's a keeper :)
hacksaw246 24
Did you think his tractor was sexy?