Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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amelia_suhayda 22
I think that's kind of sweet.
bonjourhaley 8
I'm sure you mowed into the sunset :)
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Comments (219)
azyjazy713 11
Sometimes a nice walk or taxi ride can do wonders
WILBUSCUS 6
That's actually pretty awesome
Owltime22 12
wait isn't that how Easy A ended, but the guy also had a radio.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Easy A was referencing the 80's movie Can't Buy Me Love
QueenofWheels 13
Never heard of it as an 80s movie. I remember a movie with Nick Cannon named that
nix1993 41
No, you remember a 2003 movie with Nick Cannon called Love Don't Cost a Thing, Can't Buy Me Love was 1987.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Thank you.. The age group on FML is predominately 14-18, so I'm going to go ahead and say that most on here have never heard of that movies given that they were born roughly a decade after it's release. =
QueenofWheels 13
I am 26 but yeah still the end of the 80s. From what I hear from my siblings and cousins it was fun.
syed121417 22
It's sad how many people don't know of those references. I'm 16 and I immediately thought of it
QueenofWheels 13
Dude it's just a movie not like how to read.
Sideshowray94 8
He's a keeper
Ghastly_fml 15
That's very cute, and hey, at least you have a story to tell friends and future children.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like after the date, he wants to mow your lawn... If you know what I mean! ((:
buckdharma 38
Yeah, cause he has gas and grass.
daddysgirl8 21
At least he was trying.
AHSBaseballkid3 10
At least he tried
Bloink 25
i think thats amazing, i wish my boyfriend would do that xD
RedPillSucks 33
Just because you're not a gold digger, Don't mean you gotta be with some broke n@@@@@