Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
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Top comments
kalvmpr 4
Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.
olpally 33
What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.
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Comments (125)
Truthteller31 1
thats when you say bye
SeahawksnationxD 7
So what if he cheated on you? Get over it OP.
Shadowsofthedead 10
Are you sure all they did was hang out? :/ Not to say they definitely did something risqué, but even still, that's something that you just don't do without talking to your partner first.
swaggtastic51234 5
OP this is definitely not FML worthy, reassess your life
Eevee11 6
dump his ass
G_bear24 9
I hope he is now your ex boyfriend
shortunbiased 6
Sounds like you need to "take care of him" when he is "sick"
Robert1989 9
in guessing he's your ex now right op.
godfathermock 19
sounds like you need a new boyfriend who would prefer your company.
ZorroRooster 19
So, by your screen name you mean your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend? Or your boyfriend went to go hang out with HIS ex-boyfriend? That would be the problem with dating a bi-sexual person. Twice the temptation for.getting your freak on with someone other than your significant other.
10showgirl 16
wtf are you talking about?
ZorroRooster 19
*sigh* No one gets sarcasm. look at OPs name. Her name is "yes I meant ex boyfriend." My question was does she mean her boyfriend is now her ex, or does she mean that when her boyfriend went to hang out with his ex, she meant HIS ex boyfriend