Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
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Top comments
kalvmpr 4
Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.
olpally 33
What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.
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Comments (125)
carecow 16
Sorry to hear that OP, hopefully you'll find someone more trustworthy!
Brianna_Ray 23
Time to go find someone who always wants to spend time with you!
junkman6 22
Maybe I'm just a dick but.... Why the hell would you want someone ALWAYS around you, there's this thing called space and most good relationships have plenty of it.
BreezyBgirl 8
If you read it again, OP says he hasn't went to see her in a while. Choosing his ex over her is a different story. His ass would've been dumped the minute he told me if he can go spend time with his ex rather than coming to see me. It's different when a boyfriend/girlfriend is spending time with their exs while in a relationship.
junkman6 22
If you read my comment in context you might just get why I said what I said. Maybe.
Brianna_Ray 23
I just meant OP should look for someone who wants to spend their free time with them when they haven't seen each other for a bit. Obviously you don't want to be with someone all the time because you'll want time for yourself and your friends.
ohSNAPyall 27
He went to go hang out with his ex-boyfriend? * source: your screenname
The_Big_Boss 20
I think she meant that he is now her ex boyfriend. Just to save everyone from commenting " what a loser dump him" she already did
pwnman 33
No, OP's boyfriend is a he, meaning boyfriend's ex.
thereal_BA 5
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed I see.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
some people interpret things differently. dont be an ass 45.
franklydizzy 5
do dummy. she is saying that said boyfriend in the story is now her ex
ColonelFML 17
Look at the title of the FML
leary96 15
Now that you know where his priorities lie dump his ass.
Peachy2392 26
She already did.
weveallbeenthere 30
cheating
TheImaginarySong 16
What idiot goes back to their ex while dating someone else. Kick his ass OP!
jasminetslater 13
Dump him. That's beyond wrong. You deserve better, I'm sure.
beaglegal 42
Your screen name is perfect :)
SillyGirl4602 23
It amazes me how many people are still saying, "I hope you mean ex boyfriend" and "dump his ass" even though her name clearly says she dumped him.
Baybiiie 11
I would be worried love
SmokinGuns 13
She doesn't need to worry. Now she can find someone that's good to her and that isn't a dumbass.