SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lisa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bayside, United States
How lovely
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StabStab
Belgium
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Anonymus
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Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Anonymous
Consider yourself warned
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
Top comments
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
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Comments (87)
kelsorg 21
who knew being someone's girlfriend would make you a "threat". forget that dude
conaidws 7
Time to call Sharkeisha.
chuksnwali 34
whaddaya mean "actually liked"
BrokenMystery 9
Please tell me you dumped his dumb ass.
tayymeds 23
Leave him. He doesn't deserve the right to call you his if he doesn't even want you to be.
dayavera 9
dump him!!!
Ceruleanst 5
Did you ever let him know he was supposedly your boyfriend? Because "Look, (name) sees you as a threat" sounds like what someone would say when he was under the impression that everyone involved already knew who is his girlfriend and who is the friend he allowed to hang around him a lot until it made his girlfriend uncomfortable.
ohSNAPyall 27
He's not your boyfriend.
fmlrulesBolt 14
This needs a follow up
crazycly 7
Are you sure he's your boyfriend?