SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lisa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bayside, United States
How lovely
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StabStab
Belgium
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Anonymous
Consider yourself warned
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
Top comments
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
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Comments (87)
blondie107 20
Uhh.. You mean EX boyfriend, right? I say DUMP THE TURD
feven 32
Some people just don't undestand social norms.
whiskeyandrum 8
What. The. ****? Social norms, what the hell is the social norm here, 'cause I'm confused? And why is your picture upside down, I never got that...
Epikouros 32
No, he mistyped: a girl he really likes sees you as a treat. They want a threesome.
worldclassrager 41
A threat that she won't get taken right? Let's hope so Sorry OP
jakerrrbaker 8
Than be a threat!
ArmyDoc 11
I would reply - That's funny, the guy I actually liked doesn't find you to be a threat at all.
feven 32
You should sell him on ebay.
cocacola999 27
Rather not - some people may sue if they receive faulty products.
justsomerandguy 8
Sounds a little like he doesn't know he is your boyfriend. You've got to tell him, OP!
rocker_chick23 27
You mean ex, right?
nitrog100 21
Boo freakin' hoo. Welcome to the world.