Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Tell him the only reason you're with him is because you're intimidated by big dicks. Bazinga!
greenie213 23
Dump him. WAIT! Before you thumb me down. With that attitude, the relationship probably isn't going anywhere. So why stay in it?
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unknown_user5566 27
Tell him the only reason you're with him is because you're intimidated by big dicks. Bazinga!
sarahshanghai 9
You just said Bazinga. New best friend! ;L
SqueakyChipmunk 22
^Forever alone.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#1 - Before I even read the comments, this is the first thing I thought of! XD awesome first comment! :)
gc327072 31
OP go tell him that. Then maybe he'll make a good flop FML!
bestnameright 14
That wouldn't work though because he is a big dick.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Disregard this comment. The mods erased the comment
GimmeFive 10
76. I like your vocabulary
MattZAX 9
#1 he probably isn't intimidated by you, you ******* dyke.
unknown_user5566 27
82- I am going to assume that was an attempt to call me ugly. Shall I crawl into my hole of despair, and cry at the thought of a complete stranger finding me unattractive now?
unknown_user5566 27
Why are all of my best comebacks replies to the genius commenters that get themselves moderated?!
delicious69 5
Umm your hot!! That other dude is stupid…
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry, it was too much sarcasm for one comments section to handle.
unknown_user5566 27
Tis' understandable, Sirin. The intelligence was strong in that one.
dhbeaver 9
Shes a bitch^
unknown_user5566 27
98- I will reply to you like I did for the previously moderated comment: Shall I go crawl into my hole of despair now and cry because a complete stranger has a negative opinion of me?
toofacedaddict 4
Bazibga
gracehi 33
117, I think it was both.
399 41
This comment made my day :).
greenie213 23
Dump him. WAIT! Before you thumb me down. With that attitude, the relationship probably isn't going anywhere. So why stay in it?
hunteer9 5
Generally I'm against such things, but this time no, definitely dump him.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Holydumbfuck! A 'dump him' comment that isn't in the red?! Where the **** did reality just go.... ***where am I?***
AnnaBonJovi 9
She says "was" dating, so she quite possibly already has!
SpicyDuck 22
But really he /was/ intimidated by pretty girls.
person961 9
I'm sure you're beautiful to someone. You should leave him if he is only dating you for that reason.
DespairFaction 11
Maybe OP should bleach her bum hole to impress her boyfriend.
DespairFaction 11
112- it's a reference to a recent FML.
Rowdey 10
One of the few cases where dumping him is reasonable, is this FML.
olpally 33
That's cold... Junk punch time... Asshat!
megusta3 5
Eejit. Boob punch time for you.
challan 19
perhaps he was dating her to get over his fear of beautiful woman.she might be be perfect combination of sweet and sexy.
PipingMouse 14
Hey I could bring my cousin over...just bought him a new pair of Hulk Smash gloves...he knows what to do. Give me a call.
xrosevertx 4
You can find someone better.
sjdbeinska 4
but you are beautiful on the inside!
IworkAt711 14
Your liver is so pretty.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And those kidneys! Guuuuurl...
perdix 31
We don't know what kind of catch the boyfriend is. Maybe the OP is merely tolerable on both the inside and out, and she's the best he could reasonably expect to do.
gracehi 33
Too true, Perdix. People always say things like, "You deserve better!" or "Don't listen to that asshole. I'm sure you're beautiful!" How the hell do you know? For all you know OP could be a giant reaming asshole who is uglier than a warthog.
daliagrande 17
Leave that asshole.
fylx100 19
Bleach*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wipe*
jetsown08 21
48- you bleach your asshole too?
outstandtacular 11
48 - they were referring to another FML..
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmfao at 48.
MURIKKA 11
Tell him what? What's the punchline!? I must know!!!!
dominic1221 6
Wow. Even after he edits in the rest of the comment, he's still too stupid to fix his grammar.