SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lisa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bayside, United States
How lovely
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
StabStab
Belgium
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Anonymous
Consider yourself warned
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
Top comments
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
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Comments (87)
SatinsNightmares 17
Uhm...lmao. Well there goes another one.
A1BROS 4
You might wanna consider if you were ever even together in the first place.
warrik55 6
Bitches be trippin
covergirlkourt 1
And he was your boyfriend........
nannygirl1990 6
are you SURE you guys were really together? it kinda sounds like he only considered you a hook up buddy at best..but that's just going off of this very small amount of information. either way ouch. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that.
communisttaco 16
You need to capitalize, I couldn't distinguish the beginning and end if your sentences
KatyLarae 13
If he really likes someone else, it's probably time to find your someone else
kitsuneluvuh 12
... It sounds like you're not actually together... Did you two ever have a sit-down and agree, in explicit terms, to be exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend?
khaled_almu 13
What an asshole !!
merik225 14
Stop being a threat OP, it's not like you're his girlfriend! Oh wait...
annunaki_fml 11
so dump that ******. its easy.