Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Not true
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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Comments (201)
perdix 31
You've got the Green Waffle? Yuck!
iliketurdles 7
Waffle? YUM.
skullofdarkness 18
There's a girl at my school with a green ******...
AznSamoan52 10
Wait, how would you know that?!?!?!? Did she send pics of her twat to everybody at your school or what? I'm a bit curious. O_O
SqueakyChipmunk 22
45) She goes around screaming "MY ****** IS GREEN, GUYS! NEXT WEEK IT'LL BE PURPLE, AND THEN ORANGE! HUZZAH FOR MY RAINBOW ******!!!"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
15) "I do not green vaginas, dear sir. But I love regular vaginas, for sure!" --Failed draft of 'Green eggs and ham'.
perdix 31
#65 I would not eat it with a fox I will not eat that nasty green box I see a sequel, Squeaky-I-Am!
Dracoboxer357 36
45- And that's when you get shown a picture of said girl and it's the Hulk's daughter. Safe bet #42 would be accurate then. ;P
Cartera 10
34 - not the kind of waffle Perdix is thinking of. What is a green waffle, Perdix?
rcgirl2 11
34-This is a waffle that you DON'T want to eat.
RedPillSucks 33
Perhaps on St. Patrick's Day
WithinEPICA 4
LOL how do you that?
Dracoboxer357 36
As brutal and unflattering of a description that sounds, Op, I've heard worse: I once had an debate with my brother over what a ****** reminds each other of: I stated it had some attributes of a flower. He argued it looked like Predator's face (Yes, from the movie with Schwarzenegger.) We still don't see eye to eye on this issue. :p
melij99 5
OP has officially been 1-upped.
Kiki242 19
The thought of a ****** truly looking like that scares me a bit.
Kiki242 19
The thought of a ****** truly looking like that scares me a bit.
Senseless_487 29
Just hope he doesn't pull a Frank Oz impression right before he goes down on you. Talk about a mood killer!
Wheredidgrungego 12
The force is strong with this one.
perdix 31
One way or another, this involves douche. Either (eye) your boyfriend is one, or you need to use one.
Silentstrike 11
How dare you guys thumb Mr. Amazing down! I havent seen a post from him i havent thumbed up... Because this guy wrote it.
Ray_of_midnight 23
The reason "douche" is an insult is that in both cases, douches are unnecessary things that are harmful to women. The ****** is a self-cleaning organ. The women I've been with don't use such things and for all the locker-room talk I heard in my younger years about stanky ones that 'smell like rotting cat food' or whatever, I've never encountered one like that.
purplmurpl 5
When I clicked 'I agree, your life sucks.' it said 'it definitely does!' but reread the FML then look down to 'it definitely does!'... Lmao
DollyDope 17
Mmm, making out with Yoda!
scottsteiner 1
An obsession with Yoda i have, Leaving because of which my girlfriend is.
austinq15 1
Thats not good
jasonbrosef 0
The force is strong with this one.