ApplePie1994
Ireland
Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML
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ApplePie1994 27
OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.
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mariah_1_11 22
I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.
jttorkildson 21
My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.
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mariah_1_11 22
I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.
jttorkildson 21
My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.
TeraBaap 21
What was your mother wearing when she came downstairs though?
whysobeachy 37
Oh boy, not sure I wanna know that
SauceySarah 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel like we should be less concerned about the fit of the garment and be more concerned about why your father is wearing it in the first place?
soullyfe 33
4: I think they probably added that point that since it didn't fit, they saw a lot more than they wanted to which is probably worse.
spookyboy 20
How fitting that you happened to see him
KuronoEru 26
Did you assert your dominance by staring him in the eye the whole time?
nicoleeeee_94 10
what has been seen cannot be unseen! sorry!!
vikky538 29
If it would have been fit more perfectly than it would have been on your mother then that's a whole different story!
ApplePie1994 27
OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.
Dragonstorm786 17
If you didn't see anything bad, then how is it an FML?
ApplePie1994 27
because I found it funny :)
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Jaysus sure I hope he didn't know anyone was home when he came down...
puppies1234 10
it was probably just a joke
ballinball 14
oh he knew he was just asserting himself as the dominant bride
becca123rto 12
Was he drunk? Cuz us Irish like to drink a lot
ApplePie1994 27
your profile states that you're from America. ..
False_Stupidity 42
And of course nobody from Ireland ever moves to America...
dontknow1 19
Hahahaha.......burned!