Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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Top comments
infantrygirl 0
Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.
OMGyoupeople 0
he's not very bright is he?
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Comments (26)
heygirlheyyyyy 0
wow. he is.. not bright.
hellosies 0
Dude, I'm assuming you can eat there whenever you want, why the hell would he take you there??
i_love_fml_11 0
you two need to communicate better lol he should know you had work that night/that you had to call out for work & he should know not to take you to the place you had to call out from lol i know a lot of people have said they don't like to eat where they work but i happen to love eating where i work. it is at a college though and the food there is really good so it might have to do with eating that over dining hall food. haha
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
EPIC GRAMMAR FAIL My eyes! They bleed.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
29th. damn philip rivers threw a pick on a gw drive. damn
v8rax 0
retard , she didn't make the reservations , HE did smart one
skyttlz 32
I agree with # 30
texaschick1998 0
they're just pointing in out. not necersarily
texaschick1998 0
it loaded before I finished typing. it's like someone saying that they're parents r taking a family vacation to Wisconsin( random place) and that persons friend being like why would u want to do that. not meaning why did u do that just pointing out the obvious.
tfk41226 0
At least you can get a discount