Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
chanclepants
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
soontobedumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Love and threats
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Sam
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Why would you do that?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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perdix 31
Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!
FHGrif 0
Well do they aprove?
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Raivyn52 4
that realy sucks but you shouldn't be ashes for something that brings you joy, also your boyfriend shouldn't be such an idiot and tell people that don't need to know about your sex life. on the bright side, they may not care one way or the other and get you new "equipment" for your birthday.
Connkidd 0
what a dickface, make him suffer!
childofadelphia 0
That's horrible and embarrassing. =( I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope everything's okay between you and his parents.
chooch556 0
that does suck.
Frank_Sinatra 0
So do they wish to join you guys sometime?
kitankitty 0
its not embarrassing. what is embarrassing is that the OP thought that this was (a) something that should be hidden and (b) an fml because the OP was 'outed'. if you like something that much, you shouldnt hide it. im into this kind of stuff. most everyone i know, they know. and if they dont like it, oh well. this is an fyl just because you dont have the guts to tell the truth.
vetter_fml 0
just because your personal life is on the forefront, doesn't mean that the OP wants it to be that way. Some people like to keep their personal lives private.
PessAsh 0
It's embarassing for any detail of a persons sex life to be shared with their parents or spouses parents. You clearly have social issues aswell because I doubt anyone wants to know your kinks.
annelbayudan 0
hahaha embarrassing!
CallMeHush 1
uhhh.... could you tell us about your bondage fetish? Nice and slow now.
Ninjaface 0
On the bright side, your parents are now much less confused as to why you wanted duct tape for Christmas.
Shmeaty 0
no. f your life for assuming; tard. I do, just not ridiculous degrading bondage crap.
Melodey 3
How is that degrading..?
pinstripewhales 0
ydi for having a bondage fetish.